Flannery’s Planet Saving Diet

…from the quill of Antisthenes the Younger

The carbon free future is nigh!

A man has been found alive inside a car submerged in deep snow, after apparently surviving for two months in subzero temperatures in northern Sweden.

The man, who was stranded in the car on December 19, according to the local media, had survived inside a sleeping bag in the car, eating snow. He was found off a remote forest road near Umea, after passersby on a snowmobiles raised the alarm. Temperatures in the north of the country have reached minus 30 Celsius in recent weeks.

The man is currently (18th February, 2012) being treated in a hospital in the city of Umea, where his condition is described as “well, under the circumstances.”

Let them eat snow, drive Priuses and wait for the global warming.

About Antisthenes

A Greek philosopher, a pupil of Socrates. Led a revolt, with Diogenes, against the demands of the city-state and the sophistication of life. Accepted the interrelation of knowledge, virtue, and happiness; and sought the ideal condition for happiness in return to primitivism and self-sufficiency. Rejected all social distinctions as based on convention, scorned orthodox religion as a fabrication of lies, and studied early legends and animal life in order to arrive at a true understanding of natural law. The individual was free and self-sufficient when he was master of his passions, secure in his intelligence, impervious to social or religious demands, and satisfied with the poverty of a mendicant. Needless to say, a person who on the Fog of Chaos adopted the Athenian philosopher's name has nothing whatsoever in common with him.
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