…from the quill of Antisthenes the Younger
It is rare that I would comment on or add anything to my good friend and Fog of Chaos colleague von Gress’ articles. However, we did get some spirited responses to Bridge Kwai, including improvements of the lyrics. I picked up the least offensive and practically politically correct one:
Swan has only got one ball,
Gillard has two but very small,
Shorten is somewhat sim’lar,
But poor Rudd has no balls at all.
It seems that neither the national socialists, nor the international socialists can escape the people’s scorn. Some suggested there is only one ball amongst the whole sorry lot, but could not agree who possessed it. Wong? At least we can still whistle.