Pre-election advice

from the quill of Antisthenes the Younger


Ms Gillard during her rule inflicted many ignominies on the long suffering nation, amongst them the elections on the 14th September, that is about two years too late. Her rehashed replacement comrade Rudd went a week better. What a vision! What a courage! If Australia under those cleptocratic socialists indeed borrows $1.5 billion a week, it represents savings of approx. $100 per voter. For it would seem that on the 7th September 2013 the six years Labor’s mismanagement and corruption will end. For comparison, the World War II also lasted six years, so there you are.

  If you have not done your big shopping by now, you are in a trouble. The politicians are prowling the shopping centres, trailed by the tame media crews and well-trained claque. If you suffer from any ailments, like a high blood pressure, allergy to idiocy etc. avoid shopping and pretend you are on a diet. In any case, avoidance of places where politicians gather can only be beneficial to your health. But if the worst scenario can not be avoided:

  Shake hands with them, if you must, but count your fingers afterwards, and in front of witnesses. As it is well known, Labor politicians (Gillard, Thomson, Rudd, Obeid etc.) habitually deny any wrongdoings and the Australian Broadcasting Commission will obligingly destroy the videotape.

  If you happen to be a parent, a person almost extinct in the “marriage equality” Australia, do not, even under duress, let any politician kiss your baby. Regardless of the political affiliation of the vote-seeker you would be exposing your child to a health risk, i.e. contamination by a faecal matter. They all owe their pre-selection to the party apparatchiks; and therefore they have to be duly grateful in the time honoured fashion.

  However, if you are vain and foolish enough to desire to see your face on a TV screen the dull, dopey look is essential, or alternatively/additionally an Australian Labor Party membership.[Andrew Bolt – Faker PM fakes his audience] You may manage it if you are seedy/greenie looking, ie long hair, scraggy beard, minuscule pupils, and wearing your old “It’s Time” t-shirt or at least “Save Sarah Hanson-Young” one. Realise that you are competing with professional, albeit third rate, actors, selected for their ability to fake sincerity. If you do not believe me, stay behind and watch how they are paid (cash).

 Further, if you are really trying to ingratiate yourself on get on the news, don’t say things like, ”I think you are the sexiest man alive” to Penny Wong or Peter Slipper, unless, of course, you know what you are doing.

 You may, just may, end up on TV if you say something rude to Rudd, but not if you say something intelligent or uncomplimentary of Labor. That’s the way the media cookie crumbles and their editing rooms work.

 And finally, don’t be misled by the logos on those TV camera covers, like nine, seven or ten. They are all the ALP propaganda field units though not, to the best of my knowledge, paid by taxpayers as are the official ones, ABC and SBS. But they all lie.


About Antisthenes

A Greek philosopher, a pupil of Socrates. Led a revolt, with Diogenes, against the demands of the city-state and the sophistication of life. Accepted the interrelation of knowledge, virtue, and happiness; and sought the ideal condition for happiness in return to primitivism and self-sufficiency. Rejected all social distinctions as based on convention, scorned orthodox religion as a fabrication of lies, and studied early legends and animal life in order to arrive at a true understanding of natural law. The individual was free and self-sufficient when he was master of his passions, secure in his intelligence, impervious to social or religious demands, and satisfied with the poverty of a mendicant. Needless to say, a person who on the Fog of Chaos adopted the Athenian philosopher's name has nothing whatsoever in common with him.
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One Response to Pre-election advice

  1. Porky Otto says:

    It is over, for a while. A double dissolution, anybody?

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