The march of the feministas

 

…from the quill of Antisthenes the Younger

WIZO, the Women’s International Zionist Organization voted the following the second most offensive ad of 2014. It is good to see that all other problems have been satisfactorily resolved.

It appears to me to be rather demeaning to puppets. Perhaps a Puppet Protection Party is needed.

In the TV advertisements the men get insulted constantly, being mostly shown as a dull, incompetent twits, saved just in time by some oh so clever female. I am not aware of any men’s complaints. Men have, mostly, a sense of humour, and dare I say, are mostly more intelligent.

The top prize for the most sexist advertisement was awarded by the unbiased jury of gender and communications experts, female academics, journalists and legal experts, appointed without fear or favour by The Women’s International Zionist Organization, to a television commercial for Elite’s Turkish coffee.

The Elite campaign shows two women interviewing a potential male roommate. The man orders the women to make him Turkish coffee, which causes the roommates to disqualify him. Just then the male presenter appears and explains to the women why they should immediately accept him as their roommate. The male applicant is seen performing a series of “masculine” tasks including protecting the girls from an intruder and catching fish only to remind them that he likes his cooked without cilantro. The women are seen pining over him and want to accept him as their roommate immediately. …”

I do not know whether this august body also rates movies. If so, what is their rating of Fifty Shades of Grey ?

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About Antisthenes

A Greek philosopher, a pupil of Socrates. Led a revolt, with Diogenes, against the demands of the city-state and the sophistication of life. Accepted the interrelation of knowledge, virtue, and happiness; and sought the ideal condition for happiness in return to primitivism and self-sufficiency. Rejected all social distinctions as based on convention, scorned orthodox religion as a fabrication of lies, and studied early legends and animal life in order to arrive at a true understanding of natural law. The individual was free and self-sufficient when he was master of his passions, secure in his intelligence, impervious to social or religious demands, and satisfied with the poverty of a mendicant. Needless to say, a person who on the Fog of Chaos adopted the Athenian philosopher's name has nothing whatsoever in common with him.
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3 Responses to The march of the feministas

  1. Harry says:

    Those power hungry harpies damage women everywhere.

  2. Trevor Nische says:

    The TV ads are aimed at women, as they make the most of buying decisions. And I also doubt men are buying Fifty Shades smut.

  3. Tomilla says:

    Those ‘wimin’ ought to be ashamed of themselves. They are the disgrace.

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