Monicas for Clintons

…from the quill of Antisthenes the Younger

Has-been-Hillary is back, sort of. The circus is back in town, out come the clowns, paid and volunteer, though the truth to tell, the American politics never give them any rest. In her campaign to reclaim the White House for her rapacious and famously dysfunctional “family”, Ms Clinton came up with a traffic sign showing a hospital on the right; perhaps to remind everybody of the Democrats’ achievement – Obamacare. She also travelled on a bus to cafeteria, to the orgasmic joy of her fawning media enablers. The ordinary folks thus can expect hillaryous campaign; and defamation lawyers, shredders’ salesmen, computers’ cleansing experts, clichés recyclers and assorted charlatans a lucrative season. Additionally, The Clinton Dynasty is a humorist’s dream. The Democrat candidate hardly unleashed her first batch of twits and the army of the less-left comedians had a field day.


This female Anti-Fabricius, who now lies even about her grandparents, perhaps to out-lie the White House incumbent, would be, in normal times, ignored as a sick joke. However, the times during which American voters managed to elect so obvious fraud as Hussain Obama (twice!) are not normal times. She has a chance.

bill.monicaThere are some signs, as seen on socialist sources, of the sisterhood starting to scramble to succour this shiningly soiled specimen of suffering sex. (Hmm) However, those who believe Ms Clinton is supported by them because she is really regarded as an archetypal victim of misogyny are mistaken. Ms Clinton certainly is not so deluded. She knows that her groupies harbour a deep, almost oesophagus deep, admiration of her husband; who, were he a Republican, would be burned at the feministas’ stake a long time ago. As it is, this morally vacuous draft dodger, seeped in filthy shades of grey, is an obvious hero to post- modern feminists. The vote for her it is really a substitute vote for Bill of Monica’s fame.

When Monicas of the world unite, create the Hillary Auxiliary and need a symbol, only a slight adjustment of that already famous sign would be required: – change H to M and turn the arrow to point down.


About Antisthenes

A Greek philosopher, a pupil of Socrates. Led a revolt, with Diogenes, against the demands of the city-state and the sophistication of life. Accepted the interrelation of knowledge, virtue, and happiness; and sought the ideal condition for happiness in return to primitivism and self-sufficiency. Rejected all social distinctions as based on convention, scorned orthodox religion as a fabrication of lies, and studied early legends and animal life in order to arrive at a true understanding of natural law. The individual was free and self-sufficient when he was master of his passions, secure in his intelligence, impervious to social or religious demands, and satisfied with the poverty of a mendicant. Needless to say, a person who on the Fog of Chaos adopted the Athenian philosopher's name has nothing whatsoever in common with him.
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3 Responses to Monicas for Clintons

  1. Almudena Sanchez says:

    Whatever you say about Americans, they know how to pick them, every single one a true representative of the nation.

  2. deemwitter says:

    You are just envious!

  3. Fragil Mind says:

    US slips to global insignificance, its denizens think they are living in democracy, its cities crumble – somebody ought to write a book. This only happens once every 300 years.

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