Peak EU

..from the quill of Antisthenes the Younger

In June 2016 British people decided to leave the fraudulent, undemocratic lunatic asylum, masquerading under the name of European Union; and a half a year later, in March 2017 British politicians finally got around to do something about it. It seems that leaving such a “voluntary” conglomerate is akin to trying to resign from a Communist party. Saying used to be that you only leave the Party feet first and during the later, milder times your attempt to resign was treated as an act of betrayal and you were expelled. The “mild” consequences were that your chances of getting a decent employment were practically non-existent, and so were the chances of your children being accepted to any institution of higher learning.

UK.EUThe EU is commanded by the same people of the same mentality. From its inception the apparatchiks abhorred anything close to the expression of peoples’ will and when the people refused to bow to the Brussels’ diktats, inconvenient results of those few referenda would be either ignored or referenda repeated until the deplorables got it right. Venal politicians everywhere proved their worthlessness in defending the rights of their voters and the principles of democracy. How many their sons, daughters, wives, mistresses etc. were able to attach themselves to the eternally free-flowing EU tit!

As far as I know, EU has not yet shot any Briton, and I doubt that any Brit in the EU apparatus will became unemployed. After all, the exit is oh so complicated that it will take at least ten years. Collective penalty has been imposed on British taxpayers and the British politicians will happily consent to it – it is no skin of their elite noses. Money, when collected, will disappear in the EU financial swamp and will end up where it rightfully belongs, the Swiss banks.

The exit penalty is also intended as a deterrent to any country toying with the idea of self-determination. One wonders – when more countries leaves EU, as is practically inevitable, which country would enforce the payment – Estonia? Or the experienced Germany?

Many experts, hitherto regulating the desired healthy number of spots on a “spotted dick” and the safe diameter of a hole in a “toad in the hole” will re-expert to something equally important such as politically correct shape of eggs or safe sharpness of forks. I suspect “faggots” had been banned by them a long time ago.

The European Union employs many translators and interpreters into and from 24 official languages – Now, with one language less, will one twenty-forth of them be fired? Don’t hold your breath.


About Antisthenes

A Greek philosopher, a pupil of Socrates. Led a revolt, with Diogenes, against the demands of the city-state and the sophistication of life. Accepted the interrelation of knowledge, virtue, and happiness; and sought the ideal condition for happiness in return to primitivism and self-sufficiency. Rejected all social distinctions as based on convention, scorned orthodox religion as a fabrication of lies, and studied early legends and animal life in order to arrive at a true understanding of natural law. The individual was free and self-sufficient when he was master of his passions, secure in his intelligence, impervious to social or religious demands, and satisfied with the poverty of a mendicant. Needless to say, a person who on the Fog of Chaos adopted the Athenian philosopher's name has nothing whatsoever in common with him.
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3 Responses to Peak EU

  1. Volodja Vpjerjod says:

    It’s all Putin’s doing. Call the Muslims to save you!

  2. Ahmed The First says:

    The structure is there for the taking, so it is only a question of replacing the people with solid Muslims and converts to Islam. The purges will come later. The EU does no harm to Islam, on the contrary..

  3. Debateer says:

    Who cares about lazy, self-indulgent, know-all Europeans? Sharia will serve them right.

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